Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
My dick has a subreddit
Drake has all the answers
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Randomize
