i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
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boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
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I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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