I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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