it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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