Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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