i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
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I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
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I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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