The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
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A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
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Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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