It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
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He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
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the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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