ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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