Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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