You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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