I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
Randomize
