its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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