I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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