Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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