Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
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