They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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