Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
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you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
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He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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