you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
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you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
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You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
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