Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
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