In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
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Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
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"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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