I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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