I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
Randomize
