carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
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If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
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He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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