I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
id be glad to
This girl is more easily done than said...
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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