I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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