Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
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we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
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Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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