i love accidental penises.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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