I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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