But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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