she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
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WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
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Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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