is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
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Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
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They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
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