he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
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