***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
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I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
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They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
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