I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
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You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
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i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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