if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
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we were pretty classy up until the second keg
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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