Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
You dont lie about slip and slides
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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