David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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