I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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