the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
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Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
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Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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