Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
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It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
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Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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