Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Randomize
