I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
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Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
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We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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