How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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