I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
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