found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
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I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
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Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
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