All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Randomize
