im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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