its not stalking. its research.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
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I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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