I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
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It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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