I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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