4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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